` Euphonium On The Podium

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 
Anonymous asked :

Do you swallow?

myfriendsforcedmetodothis answered :

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

actuallymynamesjacob:

Bianca is the best breast-cancer awareness spokeswoman.

meo0o0111:

this is how we all joined tumblr.

myfriendsforcedmetodothis

Thats actually why my URL is what it is. I made it that to spite my friends! And now look where I am: hopelessly addicted. And I wouldn’t have it any other way

  • girl: babe come over
  • me: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • me: cool, still gay

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

Things I’m in need of:

A better laptop
My own euphonium
The ability stop time without aging so I can sleep
A cuddle buddy
Teeth the don’t suck
A DCI Fan Network account
Fucks to give
A massage
Money
Vanilla Coke
Sleep

wisecookiesheet:

revvann:

whispers *5-ever*

THIS IS FROM 2010 CHRIST

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

Anonymous asked :

92,16,24,14,15,35,36

myfriendsforcedmetodothis answered :

92,16,24,14,15,35,36
92. Do you want to get married?
Yes, very badly. I want to have. Cute little home with a cute little kid and a husband who I can curl up with and who won’t complain when I ask for his opinion on whether my marching shows are any good.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Most likely yes

24. What do you want right this second?
For my laptop to work. A cuddle buddy would be nice too

14. What are you going to spend money on next?
Probably lunch today? I mean, technically the next thing that money is being spent on are my fillings getting done tomorrow

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
Not anymore

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Only if I absolutely have to. I hate pencil. Hate.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
Probably sitting in his bedroom.

Anonymous asked :

10,11,26,27,50,78

myfriendsforcedmetodothis answered :

10. What is the last beverage you had?
Ginger Ale

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
3 or 4 boys actually. I mean, the two people who I go to most often are both guys.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Yes because I have never dyed my hair. And if I do, it will be a steak underneath or something like that. Not all of my hair. I love my color.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
No, humor is sexy. I love a guy who can make me laugh. Honestly, I need a guy to make me laugh.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
YES AND IT WAS AMAZING YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
So many people. Daft Punk, The Aquabats, Reel Big Fish, Muse, Ke$ha would be fun, and probably more.